You all know I must be making this up, but it might happen.

Taking the dog out for the morning sniff around, we spotted several piles of the sort of stuff that dogs leave behind close to the entrance to a recreational area. As they were not there yesterday, I suspect that due to the school holidays, the off spring were told to take the dog for a walk – so they did.
A bit further on a nice '57' reg BMW carefully drove along the footway (technical term for pavement) as the road actually is down a steep slope and the owner has to drive along the footway to make sure his vehicle is parked outside his property (which isn't actually near the road and never was).
As the school is on a summer break, new vehicles are appearing on the pavement and along the roadside to replace the usual ones.
A Borough Council van is 'parked' on the green where Provident Place used to be (that will give commuters ideas!!)
The Ravens Lane canal basin is empty due to a careless boat owner leaving the 'rising sun' lock partly open, this has meant the level between Ravens Lane and Canal Fields has dropped another 2 inches since yesterday.
A stroll through the Rectory Lane cemetery finds a cycle left leaning against a headstone. Further up, the remains of someones' sandwiches lay scattered over a grave complete with bag to take it away.

The dog and I only went for a quick sniff and it really does prove we have no pride in our town. Suggestions on what to do and you never know, if I stood for election next year, something might happen. If you joined me, it might happen easier.

On the other hand, if I had a passport, I could just leave you all to it!